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12 February 2011

Chronicles of Alabama Part 1 - Home and Garden



In the 23 years that I have been alive, and the 24 for Rachel, we have lived in many places, each one being a little chapter that began and ended with a very uniform Forces lifestyle.  However, this cannot really be said of our time in Montgomery, Alabama, for our time there was truly a unique experience and undoubtedly branched out from what we had until this point been subjected to.  

Our homes before America were generally Forces quarters on RAF bases and we were nestled within a cosy bubble.  This certainly wasn't a bad thing, but everything about our time in Alabama was novel. Our house for a start was a bungalow - in fact, all the houses in the area were, with the exception of the grand plantation houses.  We had a basketball net on our front drive, which barely merited being called a hoop since it was in an almost fully disintegrated state.  The drive was always covered with little prickly shells from next door's tree and so we had to tread carefully when darting around the side of the house to the garden.  The tarmac was usually incredibly hot, since temperatures in the summer often soared through the 90s and I remember it sizzled when it got wet, producing a scent that to this day is hugely evocative.
 

There was a dodgy looking shed at the top of our garden that lurked in the shadow of a monstrous hairy tree that housed who knows how many poisonous snakes, spiders and conspicuous forms of shrubbery.  
In retrospect I think we really took our pool for granted.  I can't remember ever thinking what a luxury it was to have entire pool to ourselves in the privacy of our own garden.  It was just part of the wonderful America experience.  Rachel and I used it without exception every day in the summer and autumn, and occasionally in the spring - convincing ourselves it was warm enough on my birthday in late March, which it never was.

Spiders were, I seem to remember, abundant in the pool, although we only happened upon a couple of really ugly looking ones.  On one specific occasion, Rachel and I were sunbathing in the pool on our respective inflatable pool whales when I opened my eyes and spotted a large spider on the fin of my whale.  I threw myself backwards into the water in a comic display of arms and legs and exited the pool in a scrambling fashion.  On close examination, and with the aid of our trusty spider-recognising book, Rachel, Mummy and I discovered its name was a Rabid Wolf Spider.  Well, the name says it all really. Rabid. Wolf. Spider. It was hideous.  If you know what a Humbug sweet looks like - black and yellow/white stripes - this spider might have been mistaken for one.  But worse in appearance as it had legs, fangs and little creepy black eyes.  They are in fact, utterly harmless but renowned for their ability to scare people horrendously. 

[I went to find a photo to display here but got the shivers and decided I couldn't face tainting my page with such horrific images, so I've attached a link below.  Peruse at your peril......]



7 February 2011

Photo of the day - Monday 7th Feb 2011

Spring has Sprung - The first flower in our wintery garden

After a relentless winter, with snow that lasted for months, temperatures that rivaled those of Moscow and long, long hours of darkness, I literally couldn't wait to photograph this brilliant blue botanical gem when it stuck its delicate head out of the earth this morning. It can be forgiven for tucking it away again shortly after - I don't think I'd like to sit out in the garden for too long just yet either...

Lunacy ad infinitum


My life is spinning like the headiness of a hangover.

One factor at the mercy of another at the mercy of another at the mercy of another.
The situation is like this. 

***The temping agency that I am registered with is currently seeking short term job opportunities for me. 

***Whether I can take any of said job opportunities depends entirely on whether my ex-employers would like me for a spot of extra work this week.  

***Whether I can accept my ex-employers' work offer depends entirely on whether the fantastic magazine publisher in London to which I have applied for a four week internship requires me to attend an interview this week.  

I'm expecting phone calls from all three of the above companies but not in any particular order. 

Idyllically, I would first hear from high profile London publisher, proposing an interview for this coming Friday.  

This would be followed by a phone call from my ex-employers, stating they would like my assistance for a few days this week (not dependent on 'which' days I can do). 

And thirdly I would hear from my trusted temping agency saying they have no available work for me this week but they remain ever diligent in their efforts to secure me something soon. 

Let the multi-dimensionality unwind.

Dorothy's Red Shoes


I stole Dorothy's red shoes
When dancing one night.
They were left on the doorstep - 
I thought it alright.

The shoes took me yonder,
Catching many an eye
Of owners with dull shoes
Who sadly walked by.

The long road it led us
To visit the sea.
We tickled the waves and
They laughed cheekily.

Our travels they took us
From North, East and West,
'Till the shoes cried out wearily
"To home now and rest".



Georgina Klein 2006-7